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Freshman Survival Guide 101
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Welcome Freshmen!
 
Thanks for checking out our site. This will provide you with valuable laws to live by in Joplin High School. What we say is all true. No jokes to just scare you, its all legit. So, without further ado, please enjoy your guide that will keep you alive through your freshmen year.


To start off, you are at the bottom. You are freshmen. Some of you will get lucky and kick it off with an upper classmen, thus making you accepted. But other wise, you stick to your kind. You do not talk to anyone you dont know unless spoken to. Upper classmen are not a force to be rekoned with. Now that you know you are on the bottom of the food chain, you will learn how to survive.
 
1. Most important, do not diss ANYONE that you are not prepared to fight. In high school, things are played out differently. Fighting is a regular thing. If you are going to mouth off, expect to fight the one you mouth off to. Especially Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors.
 
2. Not everyone is automatically your friend. You have to earn respect. The fastest way to do this is to do favors for upper classmen. This will show them that you are worthy of trust. (HINT: NO ONE LIKES A RAT)
 
3. Do not go around saying how tough you are. This is a fast way to get knocked out. If you are as strong as you say, you better be able to back it up.
 
4. Dont go off mouthing about someone behind their back. If you tell someone something bad, eventually it will get back to the victim wich in turn will make it a bad day for you. If you want to say something, say it TO THEM DIRECTLY. If you are scared to do so, keep your mouth shut.
 
5. Upper Classmen dont care about your problems. Dont go around whining and crying becouse your relationship ended tragically. No one will give you any sympathy. Only your fellow freshmen friends care.
 
6. Get on the good side of Upper Classmen. This will make your year a whole lot easier. Think of this as prison: The more people you know, the better off you are. The more friends you make and the more respect you earn for yourself, the easier the year will be.
 
7. Do not back mouth to a command. Especially from any Principal, Dare Officer or JROTC Instructor. No one likes a loud mouth show-off. Do what is asked of you and go along with your business.
 
8. Do not hang out in a pre-existing group. Start your own freshman group. We dont like freshmen (inmature and annoying) to just barge into our groups and try to take over. Stick with your own kind.
 
9. Do not threaten anyone. If you do, you will be jumped. No one likes to be thretened and in High School, they will take action aginst you for saying that you will jump them. They will want proof. So unless you plan on a fight, dont talk smack.
 
10. You should always respect Upper Classmen. They can either make your year easier by puting in a good word to their friends (wich are usually in mass numbers) wich will give you status, or make your year a living hell by puting in a bad word. The choice is yours. Dont be annoying, Respect them and always do as asked. This is the easiest way to surviving.
 
11. Freshmen year is not easy. Hard assigments, lots of drama, relationships, fights and after school activities can all be stressful. Your best bet is to only bite off what you can chew. Dont show off by taking harder classes than you can deal with. You will then fail and have to re-take the class again the following year along with the next level of class.
 
12. NEVER SIT ON THE SENIOR BENCHES. Freshmen are not allowed. These are for Upper Classmen. You can sit on the floor, in the cafeteria or on benches located variously through out the school.
 
13. Lunch time. Never sit at a table with complete strangers. The tables that have lots of people in one area are already claimed. You need to then find your own table with your own friends.
 
14. Life isnt fair. Either is High School. You will learn to love your routine or you will be left behind. It is important to get to class ASAP so you are not counted tardy. Too many tardies and you get ASD.
 
15. Why not show off? No one cares! Show off for your friends, but Upper Classmen have better things to do than watch some freshman embaress themselves.
 
16. Choose your groups wisley. If you do choose to try to jump right in to a group, make sure you are willing to do what they do, do as they say, and copy their moves. Becouse if you dont, you will be dis-owned. It is important to be sure you are willing to be a true part of whatever group you are in.
 
17. Error? Room for none here. DO NOT dis-obey any of these rules. These are the best way to survive. As X Freshmen, this is how we survived intact. Follow what we did and you will be fine.
 
So this is a guide that is something you should already know. But really, its best to follow it. Becouse high school is NO walk in the park. Drama, fighs, serious relationships, hardcore assigments, its all a lot tougher than your average middle school. This is things US freshmen needed last year. We knew what to do already, but hey, friendly reminders are ok too. So, Best of luck with you on your journeys. Just remember to play it cool your first year. Find out where you belong. Dont make anyone mad that you dont know (you dont know how many friends they have) and just watch what is said.
 
 
Thanks for taking the time to read this. We hope that it gives you an idea on what to do and what to stay away from. But in all seriousness, High School will be a HUGE pain if you dont do these things. High School is different. Not a walk in the park. Any more questions, comments, ideas, suggestions, send them to us on our contact page.
 
THANKS,
-Freshmen Survival Guide
 

Freshmen! Hope you take these warnings seriously. Honestly, these are all good things. Respecting Upper Classmen will get you far. Not saying you have to do ANYTHING an Upper Classmen sais, but try to stay on their good sides. This is key. Dont talk smack on others, dont threten without being able to back up what you are saying. And most important: DO NOT START RUMORS! THIS IS AN EASY WAY TO GET A BAD TITLE FAST. Good luck Freshmeat! You are goanna need it!

-We wish we had this guide to help us! We had to find out the hard way. So no more freshmen annoy US, here is what to do in high school. Please, follow the suggestions.

Live the rules, love the rules, follow the rules.